Life is Beach

My aunt, the Countess, let's me summer with her to get away from my stalkers and the paps. I love sunning myself on the beach-I say sunning, but my mother insists on 50+spf to protect my delicate skin (she knows one burn means wrinkles and there goes my career---our money ticket). This summer was particularly fun as my whole family got some real bonding time. With all of the jet setting I do, it is nice to really settle down with the people who know the real me. My cousins came from the New York compound and we had a marvelous time. I really let my wild side show through. I am a water baby!

Swimming is for fairies!

So my parents insisted that I wear a life jacket or some sort of life saving device around my grandparents pool. My Nanee actually gasps with fright when I am not safely attired. Do these amateurs not realize that pools are for laying by and looking cool? As if I would get my coif wet! I mean this was the beginning of summer. I did however enjoy watching the plebes swim. I however prefer an 80 degree plus pool.

I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

This is my tribute to Jessie Spano from Saved By the Bell. I have obviously been MIA for a bit now. I was on a vacation due to stress! We had to move three times in two months. I finally lost my mind and had to dance out my frustrations.

Keeping Green One Plate at a time!

So my mom is all about trying to be more green in our everyday life, and apparently that translates to child labor. I had to wash my own dishes! But seriously, I love my new plates and utensils from Dandelion. They rock! They are made from corn! Yes you read that right. And even better, I got to play in water while I washed them.

At the ZOO!!

Daddy has seen better days:



Fear not, my primate chum, I will free you!!

Where I go on vacation...

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/7597/2009/06/worlds-weirdest-hotels#image-load

Still kickin'

Greetings babies! I haven't forgotten about you! I know it's no excuse, but I've been very busy lately! In addition to the usual bags of fan mail, photoshoots and working out (almost bikini season!), I've been sampling new flats around town. Harsh economic times have resulted in a "delayering" of staff and we've lost a few henchmen. That means that I have to do all the moving myself. It isn't easy zeroing in on a primo-pad when you have uber-baby standards... maybe the new nest in June will be the A&D for this rash.



Check me out!! I risked being engulfed in flames just for dinner!



Check me out- I can read all myself.