Appledizzapple, slapplemaklabapple!

Who says we have to wait for another month for a blog update!? Consider this a bonus. In this video, we see my diplomatic skills were called upon to diffuse the hostile fruit situation in New Hampshire. Rouge Mackintosh apples have been spontaneously attacking the Golden Delicious, withering them down to only a few trees in the entire orchard. After a long deliberation with the rest of my UN cohorts, we have decided upon a course of action, Ingest Everything: Code Juice.

I have been up to lots lately! You can see here that I was minding my own business when I was accosted by the tickle monster! The film ran out, but you would have been able to see me smite that evil being. Speaking of monsters, I have finally been spotted in my full ceremonial witchery garb, shape shifting and turning opponents into toads. You'll have to see my Picasa site for full details. As if it was not devastating enough to be caught in front of the cauldron, the paparazzi captured my road rage on the way to my manicure from Starbucks. See below.



On a side note, I need your help. That goes for babies, adults, woodland creatures (including gnomes), and supernatural beings. Dearest mummy has passed along some snaps of your truly to the Baby GAP for some modeling. Words has it that employment hinges on votes from my fanclub so that I CAN WIN AND RULE THE UNIVERSE. More details on that to follow.

I didn't forget about you!

Greetings, babies, infants, and umpa-lumpas. I just wanted you to know that I haven't forgotten about you- I will be uploading a video of my hot new dance moves in the next couple days.

I also have tales/tails of my wizardry, as you can probably imagine from my picture site.

Holla at ya soon,

Stella

The Big O-N-E

Guess what babies! I have graced you with my presence for an entire year! That's one whole year that I have shown everyone how to look really really cute, and one football field full of diapers! That's how they grow astroturf, by the way.

Let's get down to the exciting part: presents! I got a bumble bee that I can ride! I got blocks and clothes and a little play house that looks like a tree and a few other things... everything a little tot could want. I also had something very peculiar for the first time: chocolate. Chocolate cake, to be exact. Every girl's best friend. Oh how I love you, chocolate cake, with your colorful sprinkles and delicious frosting. In fact, so yummy that I shall eat you with my hands, both at once! For those of you not yet acquainted with this glorious confection, please see the above video tutorial on how to best enjoy it. My compliments to Chef Mommy.

Note from the IT Department: This is a replacement video for one that wouldn't upload. They said it was too big! We'll work on that and do another post. Hmph!

Surf's Up!

You can plainly see here that I have had much better things to do with my time than waste away behind the computer. I can only leave my adoring public hanging for so long. The above video marks the last of videos or pictures from my lovely Casio camera. Yea, I really just wanted to get a new one, so I thought I would help speed things along by sending the camera for a quick swim. What do you know, my plan worked. Hopefully before too long you will see some really snappy snaps! I have to have the best, and that takes my staff time to research, so you can understand why there hasn't been a post in a while. Not to mention my IT department has been inundated with a computer virus to end all viruses. Speaking of viruses, the CFO of Stella Inc., aka Daddy, has come down with something nasty and has been totally useless for over a week. Hopefully he can get his act together and take some new pictures and video of me at the beach this week. Yay! Ta-ta

Loooooong Overdue.

Here's a classic from week 46 that I hadn't posted yet. This should tide you over until the next post, where I will explain myself for my lack of posts. Sorry, babies!

Tickle me Stella

After lots of sugar, spice, and everything nice, I seem to have contracted a case of the willies! Fortunately, Mommy was there to help rid me of them.