Yeah, baby, I am 1/2 today!

So, I have been on strike for a while from writing since I don't get very many comments on my blog. I have decided to break the picket lines in light of today's holiday. No, not Ash Wednesday, I am speaking of Stella's (moi) half birthday! Frankly, it's not been that great since I am still down in the dumps about Super Tuesday. You guys were supposed to pencil me in... Democrat OR Republican. It's okay though, you can still write in my name as the Queen Bee of the Stella Party. Your votes will help elect me supreme girl ruler of the US of A. When elected, I promise to ban teething, end child labor and slash taxes for all new parents by 95%. That one goes out to you Daddy; I love you, man.

Any-who, there have been other landmark events in the past few weeks. Some of you may not know that I am now wicked good at sitting up by myself. Not only that, but I got over my fear of water! It only took a little cuddle from Mommy in the bath to help me understand the error of my ways. Here is one swim I took in the kitchen sink:



Not only can I swim, but I have also finally decided to grace this lovely planet with not just the written word, but also speech. A quiet mutter of "Momma" was heard first by only the elite, then to follow was "Nana," followed by a filibuster of "DADADADADADA!" Daddy has trouble listening so I have to repeat myself a lot with him. At least that is what Mommy says.

I have also gotten two teeth. Yea, I bite. I won't lie about it- I will grab you and cut you with my little choppers. I will say that I am pretty ticked off about this whole pearly-whites thing. They hurt on the way in! No wonder all the other Hollywood folk opt for the veneers. I know that you have to suffer for fashion, and I plan on keeping these teeth for a while. At least I am not faking it like the rest of you stars.

That's all for now, people.

PS- I forgot one thing... I am 1/4 Polish you know. Yet, I haven't even seen one Paczki?!?! Fat Tuesday, Fat Thursday... whatever you want to call it, just GIVE ME A DAMN PACZKI!!!