Still trying to find a publisher for my diet book, "Pinch my cheeks (All four): A Guide to Luscious Cheeks," by Stella E. We talk a lot about my six-times-a-day double-clotted cream diet, fresh from Mommy. It's important that it is exactly 97 degrees, and preferably right from the tap. Only with this exclusive Salem/Hollywood diet can you acquire these beautiful pinchable cheeks. Many have failed to achieve my level of beauty in the past by: dipping scones into the mother's milk, creating whip cream, used in a variety of delicacies.... even a dose in the morning coffee... All of these methods are cheating, and best results are achieved by--- wait a sec... you better buy the book!! Keep an eye peeled for the Crayon edition for only $39.99!
-Baby Stella
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