First I limp to the side like my leg was...

Forget the Humpty-Dance! Break out your flattened cardboard box and bust the Stella-Saunter! Don't forget to put the boombox over your shoulder!

Babyland has had little to offer lately. Thanks for asking (no comments)! Mommy and Daddy have been totally lame and did not throw me a 14-month party (that's TODAY, losers). No cake, no presents, no late bedtime... what a crock. It's okay- I am taking my rockstar-nap from 8PM to midnight and then I am going to hit the town. With a fresh diaper and a Mommy-made hairclip on I will never have to pay cover at the Milk Bar. I'm gonna have so much fun, I might wet myself!

-Stella