Greetings my pint-size friends! I have learned many new things lately. For starters, I scale things. Yup, I can scale boxes, cribs, couches, ottomans, even people. I also know how to take off my own diaper. Not just that, but I will happily show the world that I don't need one at all and can just pee right on the floor!
Perhaps my finest skill of all is my abstract drawings. Think Rothko but with some bowed lines. I also charge a lot less for me mine.
Until next time, keep it crib and stay infantile! Stella xoxoxoxoxox
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