STELLA MEGA-POST

Oh boy oh boy, hot diggity dog! We've got Stella comin' at you in full QUATRO! It's like the channel (or Chanel) is stuck on Stellavision! Wow, there is so much to report that I don't even know where to start. Let's go movie by movie...



Above, Momma was too hot so I had to put her out the only way I knew how!



Daddy is a bit of a slouch when it comes to chores and tidiness, so I shot a little demonstration video to help him out for next time.



Of all nights to run out of wombat entrails and grizzly bear ears... here I am on the rampage going door to door looking for ingredients for my potion. Luckily I am in the right town to find such components for my concoction.



In this video we have it all! Stinky foot sniffing, "the blink," forehead pounding... it's practically a best of. I should charge extra for this one!!

That's all for now tots! Until next time- keep strollin' and keep soilin',

XOXO, Baby girl

Wicked Cutest Witch of the East!

Greets and treats, babies!



My keen baby sweet tooth helped me hone in on the best Halloween treat house in all of New England. Unlike other trick or treaters who run from house to house, I have already hit the treat jackpot and will focus the rest of my attention on "trick." Let's see how long it takes Mommy to comb a starburst out of my hair!

Reading with Stella

I have now become so good at speed reading that I barely even have to touch the book, let alone actually open it.

Stellavinci

Greetings my pint-size friends! I have learned many new things lately. For starters, I scale things. Yup, I can scale boxes, cribs, couches, ottomans, even people. I also know how to take off my own diaper. Not just that, but I will happily show the world that I don't need one at all and can just pee right on the floor!



Perhaps my finest skill of all is my abstract drawings. Think Rothko but with some bowed lines. I also charge a lot less for me mine.



Until next time, keep it crib and stay infantile! Stella xoxoxoxoxox

First I limp to the side like my leg was...

Forget the Humpty-Dance! Break out your flattened cardboard box and bust the Stella-Saunter! Don't forget to put the boombox over your shoulder!

Babyland has had little to offer lately. Thanks for asking (no comments)! Mommy and Daddy have been totally lame and did not throw me a 14-month party (that's TODAY, losers). No cake, no presents, no late bedtime... what a crock. It's okay- I am taking my rockstar-nap from 8PM to midnight and then I am going to hit the town. With a fresh diaper and a Mommy-made hairclip on I will never have to pay cover at the Milk Bar. I'm gonna have so much fun, I might wet myself!

-Stella

Appledizzapple, slapplemaklabapple!

Who says we have to wait for another month for a blog update!? Consider this a bonus. In this video, we see my diplomatic skills were called upon to diffuse the hostile fruit situation in New Hampshire. Rouge Mackintosh apples have been spontaneously attacking the Golden Delicious, withering them down to only a few trees in the entire orchard. After a long deliberation with the rest of my UN cohorts, we have decided upon a course of action, Ingest Everything: Code Juice.

I have been up to lots lately! You can see here that I was minding my own business when I was accosted by the tickle monster! The film ran out, but you would have been able to see me smite that evil being. Speaking of monsters, I have finally been spotted in my full ceremonial witchery garb, shape shifting and turning opponents into toads. You'll have to see my Picasa site for full details. As if it was not devastating enough to be caught in front of the cauldron, the paparazzi captured my road rage on the way to my manicure from Starbucks. See below.



On a side note, I need your help. That goes for babies, adults, woodland creatures (including gnomes), and supernatural beings. Dearest mummy has passed along some snaps of your truly to the Baby GAP for some modeling. Words has it that employment hinges on votes from my fanclub so that I CAN WIN AND RULE THE UNIVERSE. More details on that to follow.