Reading with Stella

I have now become so good at speed reading that I barely even have to touch the book, let alone actually open it.

Stellavinci

Greetings my pint-size friends! I have learned many new things lately. For starters, I scale things. Yup, I can scale boxes, cribs, couches, ottomans, even people. I also know how to take off my own diaper. Not just that, but I will happily show the world that I don't need one at all and can just pee right on the floor!



Perhaps my finest skill of all is my abstract drawings. Think Rothko but with some bowed lines. I also charge a lot less for me mine.



Until next time, keep it crib and stay infantile! Stella xoxoxoxoxox

First I limp to the side like my leg was...

Forget the Humpty-Dance! Break out your flattened cardboard box and bust the Stella-Saunter! Don't forget to put the boombox over your shoulder!

Babyland has had little to offer lately. Thanks for asking (no comments)! Mommy and Daddy have been totally lame and did not throw me a 14-month party (that's TODAY, losers). No cake, no presents, no late bedtime... what a crock. It's okay- I am taking my rockstar-nap from 8PM to midnight and then I am going to hit the town. With a fresh diaper and a Mommy-made hairclip on I will never have to pay cover at the Milk Bar. I'm gonna have so much fun, I might wet myself!

-Stella