Monday, March 2, 2009

Stella-isms

If Snoop can have his own language, then I sure as heck can. If Snoop can make little braids cool- I will make wild frizziness cool.



Here is what we have so far on the abridged Stella-ictionary. Help yourself learn how to speak like the uber-baby you know you are:

PA! - Pacifier
Koh-whee - Cookie
DEEEEee - Deer
UPAH! - Up
Go-ber - Grover
Elma - Elmo
ARRRRrrrroooouuuuu - Coyote
PPPTTBBGGHT! - Elephant
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! - give it NOW

more coming soon...

I tried acting, I tried music...

I think I am done with showbiz. I tried out for "Ms. Lawrence of Arabia" and did a bit of dueling piano (my other half was shamed by my innate talent). I finally decided that my calling is simply looking cute and being photographed by the paparazzi. They are far better than Spielberg at catching me in my finest moments- whether that be a burst of rage because I can't have cheese when I want it, or grinding feces into the carpet- just because I can, or extreme snuggles when Daddy gets home, with extra emphasis on ignoring the fact that I was a bad girl the entire day prior.