Elfishness!

I got a new job! I am working part-time for SANTA! I guess there are no child-labor laws on the north pole... or if there are, please keep this one quiet! But really, aren't I always working, being this absurdly cute?

http://www.elfyourself.com/

*Thanks Ciocia Kris!*

I am woman! Hear me roar!

I have learned new tricks! I can now turn the pages of my books that Mommy reads to me! Yes, I am serious. Also, as promised, here is video of my new ability to talk! Is it too early to compete on American Idol?

I am woman! Hear me roar!

Thanks for nothing, I didn't even get a card!

I turn three months old and no one cares?! How dare you! I will Fed-Ex poopy diapers to everyone!

I had many interesting events take place in the last week:

- I turned three months on 11-6-07. Should have been a national holiday, if you ask me.
- In my playmat, I have leaned how to really wind up and clock my hanging elephant.
- My sleep-positioner is now no match for my wiggling skills.
- I can now roll over on command. Look out Fido!
- I have developed quite a taste for television, especially "Project Runway." Thanks, MOM.

Phew! I am worn out! See you in the funny pages, HEEE-HAWW!

-Her Majesty Stelly Von Uber-Cute

100,000 flock to Salem to see yours truely

All other celebs and babies bow to my coolness! I had the bash to end all bashes: 100,000 people came to Salem to try to be cute by association on October 31st... My party was SO exclusive that I only opened the door to ONE trick-or-treater! If I had a store, it would be like one of those uber-chic ones in Tokyo that sells only one or two items... but in MY store there would just be me, with a price tag that says, "You can't afford me, baby!"

In other Stella news: I have discovered my vocal cords and really like using them. I especially like to bark out commands in gibberish at 3:00AM. It's quite entertaining to make Mommy run to my crib during the wee hours, just to cuddle me. Yeah, that's what I said, CRIB. I ditched that basinette days ago (very last month). I don't know how I feel about the bars on the sides though. Daddy says it's fitting, since I am so cute that it should be against the law.

-Stelly