I think I am done with showbiz. I tried out for "Ms. Lawrence of Arabia" and did a bit of dueling piano (my other half was shamed by my innate talent). I finally decided that my calling is simply looking cute and being photographed by the paparazzi. They are far better than Spielberg at catching me in my finest moments- whether that be a burst of rage because I can't have cheese when I want it, or grinding feces into the carpet- just because I can, or extreme snuggles when Daddy gets home, with extra emphasis on ignoring the fact that I was a bad girl the entire day prior.
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